Saturday, December 22, 2007
Now the Nativity Story is Banned! (to avoid offending Muslims!)
Bishop debunks Christmas Story
The Nativity Story has been REMOVED from a new book on the life of Jesus. Called "The New Testament", this book sturdiously avoids all mention of the Nativity story in order to avoid offending those of other faiths, according to some nutter.
Said MP Ivor Chiponmesholder "For the co-writers of the so-called "New Testament" to ignore our christian heritage and not mention the Nativity Story is Political Correctness gone mad."
Of the co-writers of the New Testament, both St Mark and St John make no mention whatsoever of the nativity story at all. And while St Matthew does mention something about 'wise man' he does not say how many there were or make any mention of them being Kings. And St Luke refuses to use the traditional 'midwinter' setting for the Nativity, instead changing the location of the birth of Jesus to the Middle East.
St Matthew, St Mark and St Luke where unavailable for comment, however St John spake thusly "Let no man add or subtract from these stories. And if you work for the Daily Mail, you're buggered mate".
Birmingham City Council renamed Christmas 'Winterval' five years ago.
The Nativity Story has been REMOVED from a new book on the life of Jesus. Called "The New Testament", this book sturdiously avoids all mention of the Nativity story in order to avoid offending those of other faiths, according to some nutter.
Said MP Ivor Chiponmesholder "For the co-writers of the so-called "New Testament" to ignore our christian heritage and not mention the Nativity Story is Political Correctness gone mad."
Of the co-writers of the New Testament, both St Mark and St John make no mention whatsoever of the nativity story at all. And while St Matthew does mention something about 'wise man' he does not say how many there were or make any mention of them being Kings. And St Luke refuses to use the traditional 'midwinter' setting for the Nativity, instead changing the location of the birth of Jesus to the Middle East.
St Matthew, St Mark and St Luke where unavailable for comment, however St John spake thusly "Let no man add or subtract from these stories. And if you work for the Daily Mail, you're buggered mate".
Birmingham City Council renamed Christmas 'Winterval' five years ago.
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Rehashing the Winterval myth huh? Winterval was a festival over a 3 month period that incorporated a number of religious festivals including Christmas.
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